Date: Tue, 04 May 2004 19:31:05 +0200
To: info@drunkmenworkhere.org
Subject: pathogenic infection
Hi breedster,
i have gotten the following message:
A pathogenic agent was found in your food.
The pathogen lives in your digestive tract and affects your metabolism:
every hour 10% of the food is digested but it will increase your energy
level by just 5%.
Your excrement will be contaminated.
so, I suppose in order not to get other beesties infected, the only
thing you can do is terminate your account?
?
bye!
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