CaptainWinky
AKA "ThaBluntMasta6900" in most k-rad teen chat rooms.

Ho ho! Gentlemen, Svalbard is OURS!!
Edit: The Aleutian Islands crumbled under the 5th Mechanized Infantry, led by none other than Cliff Yablonski. Yablonski plans to take the assault to mainland Alaska, saying that "those shitcrust Eskimo Nazis are gonna get ice cream and splinters shoved up their fuckbludgeon asses."

CaptainWinky fucked around with this message at 01-06 around 20:00
01-06 19:52